no n o no no no no no on on on on on nononono. list of things:

super mario world rom hacks (you never EVER will do this... NEVER)

heart made of rrrrrrrrrock / stone

1998

regifted scrolls

reregifted scrolls

ok

bald fat ass fucker

the letter T

==father murders wife, son, daughter, shotgun wedding --- so to speak --- bam there goes their heads. ok

every color and every number at once

ray peat suckling a teat

cant i get some PEAS and quiet (joke for vegetarians)

yurt

we uploaded our -FIRST EVER- spotify video this week for our new hit multi part "Super Drunk Mario World" wherein we get drunk and uhhhh play smw (and by that i mean i get drunk and belligerent and also im the only one playing) ((but my best friends beaumont and paris are along for the ride for gags and goofs and quips)). embedded the preview vid below! stay tuned for me dears.

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